Sunday, August 15, 2004

Vorts

People are so against Vorts. Why?!
I don't get it. Vorts are a good opportunity to show off your less-better half. (KIDDING!) and get presents. And you have an excuse to dress up and look pretty.
There are a few arguments against them:
1) Waste of time.
Solution: come in a coat with your pajamas under. I don't care. Come wish the choson and kallah mazal tov, and be on your way.
2) They become too fancy. Whose fault is that? YOURS, because you feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.
Solution: Celebrate within your means, and don't invite the fancy people.
Alternate: Rob a bank.
3) There are so many other Simchas....
Solution: Don't show up.

1 Comments:

At 12/13/2005 9:12 AM, Anonymous chani said...

Vorts are stupid when you had a l'chaim like a vort-when the entire world shows up. That kind of takes away the need for another shindig. Otherwise, they're really nice(unless they're a mini-wedding)

 

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